mike *n* jesy: Grandpa May

Tidbits from our little "Matrix"

"Mom, I need a drink. This is YOUR responsibility, Mom."

"Beckett, you have two choices. You can pee in the toilet, or your can pee in the grass. You don't have a choice to pee on the patio."

Quoting Despicable Me, verbatim: "Rule Number One: YOu will not touch anything. Rule Number Two: You will not bother me while I'm working. Rule Number Three: You will not cry or whine or laugh or giggle or sneeze or burp or fart. So no annoying sounds!" Really.... verbatim. It's hilarious.(I should video this and post it soon.)

"Beckett can't go in the road, cause then he will get squashed and we will have to get a new Beckett."

"Can I get a woot! woot!" Five minutes later.... "Mom, what's a woot woot?"

"I have to go see my Grandma at 6:30. She misses Maddis.... she said that to me."

"Wriglers! Come get buckled in your car seat right now! Or I will put you in timeout!"

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Grandpa May

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